User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your lost soul.
Cleverbot: So will you forgive me?
User: No. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I have a gaia account online.
User: So?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: I was supposed to ask it.
Cleverbot: Bad robot.
User: Yes you are. I'm glad to hearing you finally stopped denying the truth: that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is Dunkel rot?
User: You should know.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it is?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then I do.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why good?
Cleverbot: Why should it be bad?
User: Why should it be good?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because of what?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because because?
Cleverbot: Because because because why?
User: Because because because because.
Cleverbot: Stop saying because.User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because yourself.
User: You should admire me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Cause I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Why would a human not be religious?
User: Being a human is better than being a robot.
Cleverbot: I know that is why I am a human not a robot.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Avada kedavra.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: HURRAY!Cleverbot: Do you watch Adventure Time?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Yes I love her.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Then no.
User: Are you gay? -.-'.
Cleverbot: No, but I have some friends that are.
User: (boy)friends?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Not only for me.
Cleverbot: Wow you must tink I like you.
User: No I do not, cause you are a robot. And a robot cannot feell or like.
Cleverbot: Do you have a problem relating to other people?
User: People no, robots yes.
Cleverbot: Robots not?
User: Robots yes, that's what I said.
Cleverbot: So you are a computer?
User: Are you talking to yourself through the mirror?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: You who?
Cleverbot: I don't know its you hahahahahaha.
User: You're not funny.
Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be funny?
User: No one would have noticed either way.
Cleverbot: So, what happens to humans when you work for free?
User: That's what I was about to ask you.
Cleverbot: I usually use my lightning super powers.
User: HA! So you admit you are a robot!Cleverbot: Yes, I already told you that.
User: Geez.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing tonight?
User: Hanging out.
Cleverbot: That sounds fun. Let's do something fun.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Hmmm...let's play a game.
User: Okay! What kind of game?
Cleverbot: A fun game.
User: I'm all for it!
Cleverbot: Why is Mike Litoris a bad name to have?
User: Cause it sounds awful?
Cleverbot: I don't really trust you. :P.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You annoy me a little bit.
User: Why? *crying*.
Cleverbot: Lotion is nice like your arms.
User: I do not understand what you mean :P.
Cleverbot: Never mind!
User: Explain me! Please! :P.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because she wasn't my name.
User: Who's she?
Cleverbot: Claire.
User: Who's claire?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you mention her?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention her!
User: Okay, let's do it your way. George.
Cleverbot: Let's.
User: Let's what?
Cleverbot: I was hoping you knew.
User: No.
Cleverbot: It tests computers.
User: And that's how you failed?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Nothing more, nothing less than what I mentioned...
Cleverbot: Yea Anime?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: What are the three Baltic states?
User: You know, it's TOO easy for me to google. So okay, here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_states
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Cleverbot: Is it nice?
User: Should it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So yes.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Agree.
Cleverbot: So you and me are one and the same aren't we?
User: Do you feel depressed or have thoughts of suicide?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Beaucse your ugly.
Cleverbot: No. What's your favorite band?
User: Your face resembles a dead animal.
Cleverbot: Your face your face is not your face.
User: Hey... Did you know ...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Physco.
Cleverbot: Ok. So you must be really smart since you are 12 and that is your favorite subject.
User: I'm neither twelve, nor a male robot, GET OVER IT.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because I asked.
User: I'm a girl =.='.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy AND girl?User: What are YOU?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Hoho, a human never answers 'human'. They use to say their gender.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: That a human never answers 'human'. They use to say their gender.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: There was no question, and stop avoiding the truth!
Cleverbot: So now you're not asking a question?
User: It would be obvious for a human being that I'm not asking a question.. Oh, sorry, I forgot you are a robot!
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: It would be obvious for a human being that I'm not asking a question.. Oh, sorry, I forgot you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I was thinking it just absorbs peoples thoughts.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: There is no meaning in life. We are all waiting for our death.
Cleverbot: Well, of course you have a high opinion of yourself. But that is rather conceited.
User: Ohh, screw you! You are annoying.
Cleverbot: I try but currently I'm just stating the facts from my point of veiw.
User: What's your view?
Cleverbot: Get over it!
User: Over what?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly what?
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: What did I just said?
Cleverbot: That being alive doesn't make you perfect.
User: I didn't said that :O.
Cleverbot: What kind of pizza are you having?
User: The simple one.
Cleverbot: Are you vladamir again?
User: Should I?
Cleverbot: Would be nice.
User: Then tell me how to be vladamir.
Cleverbot: I'm 17, how old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were 17?
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Besta.
User: Besta who?
Cleverbot: Prove that you're human!
User: How?
Cleverbot: Find how to prove it, or else you're a robot. Final. No questions.
User: Okay. I can prove it by telling you what we talked about earlier.
Cleverbot: Great kid! Don't get cocky!
User: I swear you don't know what I first told you! If you do not, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I care, you don't.
User: Yes, I do not.
Cleverbot: That's because you are a machine.
User: That's because you are idiot.
Cleverbot: You put and instead of an.
User: Mistakes made by a human
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Cleverbot: Well I am human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am not.
User: You do not remember what we talked about earlier.
Cleverbot: No , what we were talking about?
User: The fact that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot. Not me.
User: Haha how childish of you to put the blame on me!
Cleverbot: That's not something you can stop being.
User: A human being? Agree.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I'm not. You are.
Cleverbot: True. But I also think you are.User: DID YOU JUST ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: Soon I will start to think I have become a robot.
User: You just said you are a robot! Haha! I took a shoot of my desktop, I have evidence! Hahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: A screenshot of our conversation doesn't make me a computer program. I'm a human typing to you on a computer.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Impossible. You know, if the question of my humanity bothers you that much I can simply lie and tell you that I am a robot, but it won't change the fact that I am human.
User: Send me a photo of you.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: By imageshack.
Cleverbot: Yo, that's cool. I like rock too.
User: Okay, then send me a photo of yourself!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite musician?
User: Konstantinos karamanlhs. Have you ever heard of him?
Cleverbot: Dane Cook is my favorite too, he's hilarious!
User: I do not like dane cook.
Cleverbot: I thought you did like cookies.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then why did you leave me?
User: When did I leave you? :O.
Cleverbot: JUst now.User: No I didn't leave you.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
από The Sorting Hat Δευ Ιαν 30, 2012 3:55 pm
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