Your Megawatt Smile Makes You Spectacular!
Some smiles say "I'm happy," and some smiles say "I'm only pretending to be happy." Your smile is in a different league altogether -- it says "My love of life is unstoppable!" You know how you're not supposed to look directly at a solar eclipse, because the light is so bright it could hurt your eyes? Kindergartners are totally building little pinhole cameras just so they can look into your spectacular, beaming face. Astronauts can see your smile from space! Careful where you aim that thing, k? It's powerful.